Those people who are saying Ziam and Larry are not real, not only are in denial but also they’re just making a fucking fool of themselves. I’m sorry, but it is what it is…
Feel free to show us that you and Liam use toys during sex, Zayn.
So, Harry?! Why you wrapped your arms around Liam’s neck? Is that because Liam told you about one of the positions he fucks Zayn?
Now I know how you play with Liam’s balls. Thank you, Zayn!
Liam: What the fuck did you say about Zayn’s ass?
Zayn: “Leeyum loves it when I do this to him. How about you, Harreh?”
Loui: Get off! I’m not Zayn!
Now I know how you rub Zayn’s chest, Liam. Thank you!
Harry knows how Zayn play with Liam’s hair when he’s giving him a blowjob!
Is that how you look at Zayn when he’s striping for you, Leeyum?!
Harry: “Hey, Liam. Wanna demonstrate how you lick Zayn’s cock?” Liam: “uh, okay.”
So, do you always grab Liam’s chin before kissing him, Zayn?
One of the techniques Zayn uses to feel Liam’s hand on his dick. If you don’t believe me, ask Harry. He knows. (WTF Harry!? You know too much!)
Me: Is that the way Liam takes you to the bedroom, Zayn? Zayn: Yes. Me: I knew!
Liam: If you’re not aware guys, Me and Zayn love footjob.
Wild Liam in bed with Zayn.
So basically, everything I see just automatically turns to Ziam in my mind and I don’t know it is a good thing or a bad thing but I know for sure that there is something wrong with me!
Last night, Zayn and Liam were like: “Don’t worry guys and don’t be sad anymore. The beards are gone and we’re together now and it’s been a while since we had sex so first we’re gonna do some water fighting and if you’re not aware, we do this a lot and you’re watching what we do to each other in the shower and then we’re gonna have a very sexual dance and tease each other and we know our fandom wants this shit from us because as we told before we really check tumblr every day and then one of us will being adorable and pretend he’s dead, so the other one gives him a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to bring him back and please turn the fucking lights off so we can fuck each other.”
Wow! It sounds like a fanfiction but the truth is, this shit actually happened. So…
I want Liam to kiss Zayn’s forehead and I’m not even joking… It’s Liam’s turn to kiss Zayn and let us see that.